"Get The Eff Away From Me" Oil

The Spork Witch

Regular price $18.00

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This all natural, plant based oil is amazing for encouraging some "me time". It literally contains herbs to repel humans. For external use only!!! Contains herbs for not just encouraging your own personal shield, but also for stress release & calming.

Use on a small trigger points, such as the wrists, or base of your neck. A little goes a long way!

There isn't a strong scent at all and it even contains real tourmaline flakes. I don't even feel like I NEED to say this, but I'm saying it for legal reasons : DO NOT drunk this oil! All of the herbs are HEAVILY diluted and mixed into the oil, but none of my oils are intended for internal use.

Keep it in a darker and/or cool place to keep it's shelf life even longer. You can even keep it in the refrigerator as an added refreshing component, that also helps with shelf life longevity.

Main ingredients:

Avocado Oil, Ashwagandha, Astragalus Root, Tarragon, Holy Basil, Licorice Root, Vetiver Root, Lemon Balm, Calendulas, Tourmaline Crystals.

Packed with bubble wrap so it will arrive safely.

Check out the Rose Water Toner as well, in the Spork Witch topical line!

Order shipped very quickly and was packaged so well! Everything arrived in perfect condition and it was super cute! I am very happy with my purchase so far! 💖

Fixed a nerve event

Sooo i get bad shooting pain fromy c spine where i have 4 herniated discs. It can be extremely painful. I woke up this morning with shooting pain down my arm. My eff off was the closest to me and because its aimed to calm nerves it did exactly that. After application and a few stretches it was under control and i was able to get back to sleep. Absolutely amazing

Fixed a nerve event

Love it!

Great for use before going to Walmart! If you can help me get through Walmart, it can help it get through anywhere! I love it... ❤️

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03/06/2024

Erin L.

United States

Safe and effective

I have several ongoing estrangements in my family and also am working on my grounding. I have been using this when I feel overwhelmed by ruminating or intrusive thoughts about family members and things like that. It is effective for me. I feel safer knowing that I have this at my disposal

"Get The Eff Away From Me" Oil

08/05/2023

Meg

United States

Fixed a nerve event

"Get The Eff Away From Me" Oil

Order shipped very quickly and was packaged so well! Everything arrived in perfect condition and it was super cute! I am very happy with my purchase so far! 💖

Fixed a nerve event

Love it!

Great for use before going to Walmart! If you can help me get through Walmart, it can help it get through anywhere! I love it... ❤️

Amazing stuff!

I originally bought one of the basic butter sample packs. It came with pain pain go away, meatsuit dew, stfu brain calming butter and love bites lip butter.

I tried the pain pain go away, and it is absolutely amazing stuff. I can't describe it in better words. I suffer from chronic pain, and when I rub it on my neck, it helps my pain levels go down drastically. I had to order a jar of it, because I've used to much of the sample it's almost gone now. I absolutely love it.

Sidenote: I left it in my car and it completely melted, popped it into the fridge to harden back up. It's back to its amazing self, and works just as well as it did initially. I will definitely be a return customer, and telling all my friends about these products.

Beautiful scents

I tried the scent sample pack once with coconut oil and once with perfumers alcohol. Ultimately I tried six scents (some twice) and decided on 3 to get in the largest size as funds allowed. You would not regret trying any of these and I appreciate deeply getting to sample first.

The butter is a calming sensory dream

Every time I get a full size jar from The Spork Witch I think "I'll never run out." I stash my samples and still have two samples of this that are not completely gone too, that's how much a little goes a long way. This is true of every product in the store. These products have truly changed my life.

Fantastic little assortment of fine moisturizers!

All items are fantastic - we love them all! Small enough that they make great travel companions, and they smell really good, too. Recommend for anyone of any age.

Good for Work and Travel

I use the Pain & STFU butter and salve all the time at home. These products are so great I depend on them to sooth my arthritis and other aches and pains - just part of getting old. I buy the biggest container sizes for home and have two on different ends of the house so one is always within reach. When I go to work, the store, or travel anywhere else these sample sizes are great for my purse. I love this stuff!

"Get The Eff Away From Me" Oil

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Safe and effective

Fixed a nerve event

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