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The Spork Witch
Regular price $32.00
Want to smell like spiced pumpkin pie or like you're at a corn maze, checking out pumpkins? Well now you can, with this seasonal body butter. Limited edition and limited supplies. When it's gone it's gone.
There's also a candy corn and a spiced apple body butter in the listings.
This is body butter aka forbidden whipped cream. DON'T EAT IT AND BE *THAT* PERSON!!! It smells delicious, but seriously...don't eat it.
A little goes a LONG way!! Just a dab should cover the bottom half of your arm! This is a body butter so it's more creamy and soft than a lotion or salve.
PLEASE read the ingredients below to double check you have no specific allergies that are within the butter. I have Mast Cell Activation Syndrome (MAST) and am highly sensitive to a lot, I am ok with this butter, but we are all different!
Directions for use: A small dab goes a long way!! Takes about 5 minutes to absorb all the way. Isn't a runny texture! For external use only. As tempting as it is, PLEASE DO NOT consume. This is organic, but not for licking.
Keep it in a darker and/or cool place to keep it's shelf life even longer and to keep it solid. You can even keep it in the refrigerator as an added refreshing component, especially in the summer, when the oils may melt.
Ingredients: Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Grapeseed Oil, Coconut oil, Wheat Germ Oil, Argan Oil, Primrose Oil, essential oils for smell.
Packed so it will arrive safely, shipped free with first class shipping, unless combined with an order over $100, then it will be shipped priority.
Check out the other "flavors" of the limited edition line!
Need to lose a few pounds? Get this butter! I've been using my butter for about 2 weeks now. I have the jar sitting on the table next to the sofa, and I love to use it after dinner while watching a movie. Well, let me tell you... it's a miracle weight loss aid! I'm an after dinner dessert kinda gal with monstrous sweet cravings. This butter completely satisfies those cravings! The delicious scent floating around as I rub the silky smooth butter on my skin... it's heavenly. Since receiving my butter about 2 weeks ago, I've not had one dessert after dinner, and my midnight snack cravings have also vanished. I'm down 5lbs too! This butter is keeping me in a caloric deficit and sensory bliss. You must get a jar... you'll love it! I wish you could smell those pictures. You'd be in love!
Smells super duper fantastic!! It's very good at absorbing into my skin, and isn't super oily!
Need to lose a few pounds? Get this butter! I've been using my butter for about 2 weeks now. I have the jar sitting on the table next to the sofa, and I love to use it after dinner while watching a movie. Well, let me tell you... it's a miracle weight loss aid! I'm an after dinner dessert kinda gal with monstrous sweet cravings. This butter completely satisfies those cravings! The delicious scent floating around as I rub the silky smooth butter on my skin... it's heavenly. Since receiving my butter about 2 weeks ago, I've not had one dessert after dinner, and my midnight snack cravings have also vanished. I'm down 5lbs too! This butter is keeping me in a caloric deficit and sensory bliss. You must get a jar... you'll love it! I wish you could smell those pictures. You'd be in love!
Smells super duper fantastic!! It's very good at absorbing into my skin, and isn't super oily!
The Pain Pain Go Away has been helpful to me in keeping my pain from escalating. This doesn't take it all away, but if I put it on right away it calms things down and keeps the pain in the background where it belongs. The scent is light and fades quickly. I like that the faint cooling sensation is gentle so it does not trigger my temperature regulation issues. It just let's me know I got it in the right spot. This has become my favorite topical pain relief!
Hi! This cream also smells amazing! I have been dealing with “tennis elbow” and some pain in my shoulders and neck. I used some of this and I am already feeling so much better!!! Thank YOU!!!! And the Moon you made me for Hallowishes… is beyond words. It helped more than I can ever tell you... Thank You for All You Do!!! Much Love & Big Hugs!!!! 🌈💕🦇✨🌙💜🐾💜🧚♂️
This pain salve is amazing and sooo helpful. 11/10 would recommend!!!! I'll buy it every time I run out. I also introduced it to my grandma and she said it immensely helped her knee pain, so I bought her one as well.
I was very graciously gifted a tin of Pain Pain Go Away! pain salve from The Spork Witch's very compassionate program in which sponsors can purchase items for those who cannot afford the products at the time but are in need due to chronic pain etc., which first of all, is the kindest and most amazing thing ever because you don't see compassionate pricing or programs like that from any other bigger pain relief companies! And you certainly don't get the immense amount of quality product you get from this salve in comparison. The salve not only smells great (I love earthly scents), but I'd advise newbies to it to start low and go slow, because you only need a little bit of product to cover a large area, which also saves you from needing replacements as quickly! I'm currently dealing with a lot of joint pain in my arms and hands and I'm under investigation for a potential hEDS diagnosis, and this pain salve has been my absolute ride or die; I have been having the worst pain in my hands, so in the morning I'll dab a little bit on each knuckle on my hands to ensure they all get coverage, and then slowly rub the salve into my knuckles first and working my way out to the rest of the fingers and hand. After that, I put my compression gloves on over top after it has absorbed a bit, and I'm good to go and work until the afternoon or longer when I reapply! It helps so much that I don't need to take any other painkillers for my general hand pain, I have great relief from the salve and the compression gloves combo, honestly it was like a miracle! I'm so grateful for The Spork Witch's pain salve that I've been telling everyone about it, and even my physiotherapist and occupational therapist were excited for me and were excited to find out more about it! I'm grateful that I was able to catch the last sale on the salves and could get the 4oz jar to (hopefully) keep me set for a while! I love this shop so much, and I appreciate the owner so much as well! Thank you for making an unbelievable product and for doing great work for our community of spoonies (and sporkies) :)
Definitely buying more of both of these! I use them both before bed and can actually sleep more than an hour! I have pain that I take higher dose pain meds for and with the cream I am able to dull it enough for a good amount of sleep!
Highly recommend!!