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Nourishing Serum (Nourishing Night Oil)

Elizabeth Means

Give your skin some love

As I've "matured" I've had to switch up my mindset about facial care. "Never use oil on your face!" being one of the tenets of my adolescence. Well, as it so happens, my skin needs some kind of oil and care. This product is amazing!
Yes, it's an oil - move past that. It's got a dropper for application. So I can target specific zones that need love - and then allow the extra to hydrate the rest of my face and neck. At first I thought it was heavy - but it absorbs with such ease and is very easy to massage in. There's no greasy feel to my skin, there is just a softness and pliability that wasn't there a few minutes prior.
You have a pretty solid idea of what your skin needs. If you are seeking amazing nourishing, support of a small business, and clean and fresh ingredients - well, you've just ticked all the boxes. Check out the other products, and see what calls out to your skin.

"Get The Eff Away From Me" Oil

Emmet Lewy

Makes me feel safer in this world

I am absolutely obsessed with this stuff. Recently had an experience that taught me I should be carrying it with me on medical and other travel days to apply immediately during overwhelm. This is after I got some to help me contain my energy better while dealing with ableism and estrangement. This is among my top products along with the pain salve stick.

Meatsuit Dew : Forbidden Whipped Cream

Elizabeth Means

Great Skin, Even Better Mantra

This beautiful little jar is crammed to the top with the most amazing and rich moisturizer. It smells fantastic, a little goes a long way, and the results are mind boggling. Out of the ridiculous number of skin care potions I've tried, this is the best.
Why would I say it's The Best? Hmmm, supporting a small business (win) clean products that with my body chemistry have a scent of orange blossom (win) and dang! That alligator skin that seems to be my default as I mature is GONE. Banished forever! Huge WIN there. Rough heels are smoother. My tats are pampered. I just scoop out a little with my nail, place the magic between my palms, give it a good warm up/hand massage, and there is this lovely, silky, smooth, and absorbed quickly, goodness to apply. Which, in turn, creates lovely, silky smooth and smelling great skin.
"Self Care is Bad Ass" is the motto on the labels and stickers. It totally is. It's also a good thing to be reminded of with work and home and things that just aren't happening they way I'd like. So not only am I treating my meatsuit (aka skin) I'm nurturing my spirit and mind.

Pain & STFU Butter & Salve Sample Pack

Elle L

Fantastic Product

I was recommended this by a friend for chronic pain I have after a craniotomy. I am happy to report that I definitely notice a decrease in my constant pain. The salves and body butter have a faint but pleasant fragrance and it is abundantly clear that each product is made well and with intention. Will be ordering again. Thank you!

Pain, Pain, Go Way! Forbidden Whipped Cream

Kristin

Amazing stuff!

I originally bought one of the basic butter sample packs. It came with pain pain go away, meatsuit dew, stfu brain calming butter and love bites lip butter.

I tried the pain pain go away, and it is absolutely amazing stuff. I can't describe it in better words. I suffer from chronic pain, and when I rub it on my neck, it helps my pain levels go down drastically. I had to order a jar of it, because I've used to much of the sample it's almost gone now. I absolutely love it.

Sidenote: I left it in my car and it completely melted, popped it into the fridge to harden back up. It's back to its amazing self, and works just as well as it did initially. I will definitely be a return customer, and telling all my friends about these products.

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