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I’m normally not one who can stand lotions and the like on their skin (either feels slimy or causes me to break out badly), but neither of these are the case with STFU. This stuff melts easily from the warmth of your skin and feels quite pleasant. The smell is rather mild, and brings to mind the mingling scents of what craft stores in the 80s smelt like (honestly don’t know how else to describe it). Now on to the important part, does it help the brain to STFU? For me, a resounding YES! I’m an overnight shift worker (12hr shifts for the past 24yrs) with homeschool kids in the house (living room is directly over master bedroom) and I’m getting the best sleep I’ve had since I was a kid. I’m falling asleep MUCH quicker, and having more relaxing sleep. I have neurogenic tremors, and the better quality sleep I’m getting using STFU has been a huge help to my overall health.
As I've "matured" I've had to switch up my mindset about facial care. "Never use oil on your face!" being one of the tenets of my adolescence. Well, as it so happens, my skin needs some kind of oil and care. This product is amazing!
Yes, it's an oil - move past that. It's got a dropper for application. So I can target specific zones that need love - and then allow the extra to hydrate the rest of my face and neck. At first I thought it was heavy - but it absorbs with such ease and is very easy to massage in. There's no greasy feel to my skin, there is just a softness and pliability that wasn't there a few minutes prior.
You have a pretty solid idea of what your skin needs. If you are seeking amazing nourishing, support of a small business, and clean and fresh ingredients - well, you've just ticked all the boxes. Check out the other products, and see what calls out to your skin.
I am absolutely obsessed with this stuff. Recently had an experience that taught me I should be carrying it with me on medical and other travel days to apply immediately during overwhelm. This is after I got some to help me contain my energy better while dealing with ableism and estrangement. This is among my top products along with the pain salve stick.
This beautiful little jar is crammed to the top with the most amazing and rich moisturizer. It smells fantastic, a little goes a long way, and the results are mind boggling. Out of the ridiculous number of skin care potions I've tried, this is the best.
Why would I say it's The Best? Hmmm, supporting a small business (win) clean products that with my body chemistry have a scent of orange blossom (win) and dang! That alligator skin that seems to be my default as I mature is GONE. Banished forever! Huge WIN there. Rough heels are smoother. My tats are pampered. I just scoop out a little with my nail, place the magic between my palms, give it a good warm up/hand massage, and there is this lovely, silky, smooth, and absorbed quickly, goodness to apply. Which, in turn, creates lovely, silky smooth and smelling great skin.
"Self Care is Bad Ass" is the motto on the labels and stickers. It totally is. It's also a good thing to be reminded of with work and home and things that just aren't happening they way I'd like. So not only am I treating my meatsuit (aka skin) I'm nurturing my spirit and mind.
I was recommended this by a friend for chronic pain I have after a craniotomy. I am happy to report that I definitely notice a decrease in my constant pain. The salves and body butter have a faint but pleasant fragrance and it is abundantly clear that each product is made well and with intention. Will be ordering again. Thank you!