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Pain & STFU Butter & Salve Sample Pack

The Spork Witch

Regular price $25.00

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*I am currently searching for a container that is more user friendly for those of us who have arthritis and other barriers that may prohibit the ability to twist these tops open*

Great for travel and also a gateway pack, to getting everything else🤣. The salve is a thicker consistency that is wonderful for localized, deep areas. The butter spreads more like a lotion and is wonderful for a larger area. Both types work great and effectively. This sample pack is also a great way to see which texturally works best for you! Many people like both, for different uses. 

This sample pack includes 2, 10 gram body butters and 2, 10 gram salves. PLEASE read the ingredients below and information, to double check you have no specific allergies that are within the butters. All smells are VERY light. I have Mast Cell Activation Syndrome (MAST) and am highly sensitive to a lot, but we are all different.

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This sample pack includes:

⭐⭐ One ten gram sample of Pain, Pain, Go Away Forbidden Whipped Cream Body Butter: 

The smell is soft and light. It's sweet and earthy. It's a beautiful, warm, soft scent that can also help with relaxation! This is a body butter so it's more creamy and soft than a lotion or salve.

Main ingredients (all organic & responsibility sourced): Mango Butter, Argan Oil, Coconut Oil, Thuja Oil, Bergamot Oil, St John's Wart, Cayenne Oil, Arnica Oil, Frankincense Oil, Calendulas, Mandrake, Lemon Balm, Holy Basil, Orris Root, Ashwagandha, Wormwood, Licorice Root

⭐⭐ One ten gram sample of Pain, Pain, Go Away Salve:

The smell is soft and light. It's sweet and earthy. It's a beautiful, warm, soft scent that can also help with relaxation!

Main ingredients (all organic & responsibility sourced): Beeswax, Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, Thuja Oil, Bergamot Oil, St John's Wart, Cayenne Oil, Arnica Oil, Calendulas, Mandrake, Lemon Balm, Holy Basil, Orris Root, Ashwagandha, Wormwood, Licorice Root

 ⭐⭐ One ten gram sample of STFU Brain Calming & Sleep Forbidden Whipped Cream Body Butter: An all natural, organic salve, that can help calm your thoughts and allow you to float off to sleep! Cause why TF won't our brains turn off?!

The dominant smell is cinnamon & rosemary, but it's not overpowering. There is NO LAVENDER in this salve, as it can trigger many allergy. It's a beautiful, warm, soft scent that can also help with soothing the friggin thoughts that won't turn off! This is a butter so it's more solid than it is runny. (not like a lotion)

Main ingredients (all organic & responsibility sourced): Mango Butter, Coconut Oil, Argan Oil, Cinnamon Oil, Skullcap Oil, Chamomile Oil Rosemary, Valerian, Lemon Balm, Holy Basil, Ashwagandha, Passionflower. 

⭐⭐One ten gram sample of STFU Brain Calming & Sleep Salve:

The dominant smell is cinnamon & rosemary, but it's not overpowering. There is NO LAVENDER in this salve, as it can trigger many allergy. It's a beautiful, warm, soft scent that can also help with soothing the friggin thoughts that won't turn off! This is a salve so it's more solid than it is runny.

Main ingredients (all organic & responsibility sourced): Beeswax, Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, Cinnamon Oil, Skullcap Oil, Chamomile Oil, Rosemary, Valerian, Lemon Balm, Holy Basil, Ashwagandha, Passionflower 

 

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Also please talk with doctor for use, if pregnant. 

For external use only!

Directions: A small dab goes a long way!! Takes about ten to 15 minutes to absorb all the way. 

Keep it in a darker and/or cool place to keep it's shelf life even longer and to keep it solid. You can even keep it in the refrigerator as an added refreshing component, especially in the summer, when the oils may melt. 

Is not meant to cure ailments.

Customer Reviews

Based on 11 reviews
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Elle L
Fantastic Product

I was recommended this by a friend for chronic pain I have after a craniotomy. I am happy to report that I definitely notice a decrease in my constant pain. The salves and body butter have a faint but pleasant fragrance and it is abundantly clear that each product is made well and with intention. Will be ordering again. Thank you!

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Janice Harmon
Good for Work and Travel

I use the Pain & STFU butter and salve all the time at home. These products are so great I depend on them to sooth my arthritis and other aches and pains - just part of getting old. I buy the biggest container sizes for home and have two on different ends of the house so one is always within reach. When I go to work, the store, or travel anywhere else these sample sizes are great for my purse. I love this stuff!

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Mary

Pain salve helps my FDIL with trigeminal neuralgia. Amazing!

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Emmet Lewy
Subtle and effective but an access barrier

I really enjoy all of The Spork Witch's products. The pain salve helps me with repetitive strain in my arm, helping me get rid of a crick in my arm basically. The STFU products are subtle but calming. But I really do have significant trouble opening these products. I have limited range of motion and I have to do a lot of careful planning if I want to get these open. I can't rely on it to open when I'm in the actual situation that I need them the most. It really sucks because when I can open them they're very effective.

A person on FB put out notice that her friend makes pain salve and it's not as effective for me but I can open the container any time I need it. I didn't plan on this at all as I just planned on supporting The Spork Witch. Overall I love the energy of all the products but I can't always use them.

Hey Emmet! Thank you so much for your honest review, as being accessible is truly important to me. I do currently have my pain salve in other containers and would be more than happy to help get a better container to you, that is more accessible! Please email me and I will do everything I can to make sure that I find alternative packaging options as well as making sure you have what you need. I truly appreciate your time with your review and look forward to communicating with you to make you feel heard, seen and cared for. Your pain relief is incredibly important to me and I'm so sorry that in my attempt to make a good product, that it's caused more inconvenience for you.

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Eclipse
Out Of This World

This review is going to sound really sentimental and emotional but I cannot express how thankful I am to have come across this business on my shop app. I have tried so many things to try and aid my sleep or my pain and I'm going to be honest, I didn't think this was going to work at all, and when it did I literally cried. I have so many things that cause me pain but when this aided my pain from my cancer I was just so relieved that there was something that could make simple things like walking or just existing easier and less painful for me. Sincerely, a huge thank you for this business.

As an additional review, the packaging was really cute and I adored the little cards that came with it.

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04/07/2024
Mary SVG verified by SHOP

Pain salve helps my FDIL with trigeminal neuralgia. Amazing!

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01/01/2024
Carolyn C.
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Sample pack

I haven't tried all the samples yet but the pain pain go away (both salve and whipped cream) is amazing at relieving arthritis and muscle spasms.

Customer Reviews

Based on 11 reviews
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Elle L
Fantastic Product

I was recommended this by a friend for chronic pain I have after a craniotomy. I am happy to report that I definitely notice a decrease in my constant pain. The salves and body butter have a faint but pleasant fragrance and it is abundantly clear that each product is made well and with intention. Will be ordering again. Thank you!

J
Janice Harmon
Good for Work and Travel

I use the Pain & STFU butter and salve all the time at home. These products are so great I depend on them to sooth my arthritis and other aches and pains - just part of getting old. I buy the biggest container sizes for home and have two on different ends of the house so one is always within reach. When I go to work, the store, or travel anywhere else these sample sizes are great for my purse. I love this stuff!

M
Mary

Pain salve helps my FDIL with trigeminal neuralgia. Amazing!

E
Emmet Lewy
Subtle and effective but an access barrier

I really enjoy all of The Spork Witch's products. The pain salve helps me with repetitive strain in my arm, helping me get rid of a crick in my arm basically. The STFU products are subtle but calming. But I really do have significant trouble opening these products. I have limited range of motion and I have to do a lot of careful planning if I want to get these open. I can't rely on it to open when I'm in the actual situation that I need them the most. It really sucks because when I can open them they're very effective.

A person on FB put out notice that her friend makes pain salve and it's not as effective for me but I can open the container any time I need it. I didn't plan on this at all as I just planned on supporting The Spork Witch. Overall I love the energy of all the products but I can't always use them.

Hey Emmet! Thank you so much for your honest review, as being accessible is truly important to me. I do currently have my pain salve in other containers and would be more than happy to help get a better container to you, that is more accessible! Please email me and I will do everything I can to make sure that I find alternative packaging options as well as making sure you have what you need. I truly appreciate your time with your review and look forward to communicating with you to make you feel heard, seen and cared for. Your pain relief is incredibly important to me and I'm so sorry that in my attempt to make a good product, that it's caused more inconvenience for you.

E
Eclipse
Out Of This World

This review is going to sound really sentimental and emotional but I cannot express how thankful I am to have come across this business on my shop app. I have tried so many things to try and aid my sleep or my pain and I'm going to be honest, I didn't think this was going to work at all, and when it did I literally cried. I have so many things that cause me pain but when this aided my pain from my cancer I was just so relieved that there was something that could make simple things like walking or just existing easier and less painful for me. Sincerely, a huge thank you for this business.

As an additional review, the packaging was really cute and I adored the little cards that came with it.