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The Spork Witch
Regular price $25.00
Great for travel and also a gateway pack, to getting everything else🤣. The salve is a thicker consistency that is wonderful for localized, deep areas. The butter spreads more like a lotion and is wonderful for a larger area. Both types work great and effectively. This sample pack is also a great way to see which texturally works best for you! Many people like both, for different uses.
This sample pack includes 2, 10 gram body butters and 2, 10 gram salves. PLEASE read the ingredients below and information, to double check you have no specific allergies that are within the butters. All smells are VERY light. I have Mast Cell Activation Syndrome (MAST) and am highly sensitive to a lot, but we are all different.
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This sample pack includes:
⭐⭐ One ten gram sample of Pain, Pain, Go Away Forbidden Whipped Cream Body Butter:
The smell is soft and light. It's sweet and earthy. It's a beautiful, warm, soft scent that can also help with relaxation! This is a body butter so it's more creamy and soft than a lotion or salve.
Main ingredients (all organic & responsibility sourced): Mango Butter, Argan Oil, Coconut Oil, Thuja Oil, Bergamot Oil, St John's Wart, Cayenne Oil, Arnica Oil, Frankincense Oil. Made in house herbal blend: Calendulas, Mandrake, Lemon Balm, Holy Basil, Orris Root, Ashwagandha, Wormwood, Licorice Root
⭐⭐ One ten gram sample of Pain, Pain, Go Away Salve:
The smell is soft and light. It's sweet and earthy. It's a beautiful, warm, soft scent that can also help with relaxation!
Main ingredients (all organic & responsibility sourced): Beeswax, Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, Thuja Oil, Bergamot Oil, St John's Wart, Cayenne Oil, Arnica Oil. Made in house herbal blend: Calendulas, Mandrake, Lemon Balm, Holy Basil, Orris Root, Ashwagandha, Wormwood, Licorice Root
⭐⭐ One ten gram sample of STFU Brain Calming & Sleep Forbidden Whipped Cream Body Butter: An all natural, organic salve, that can help calm your thoughts and allow you to float off to sleep! Cause why TF won't our brains turn off?!
The dominant smell is cinnamon & rosemary, but it's not overpowering. There is NO LAVENDER in this salve, as it can trigger many allergy. It's a beautiful, warm, soft scent that can also help with soothing the friggin thoughts that won't turn off! This is a butter so it's more solid than it is runny. (not like a lotion)
Main ingredients (all organic & responsibility sourced): Mango Butter, Coconut Oil, Argan Oil, Cinnamon Oil, Skullcap Oil, Chamomile Oil. Made in house herbal blend: Rosemary, Valerian, Lemon Balm, Holy Basil, Ashwagandha, Passionflower.
⭐⭐One ten gram sample of STFU Brain Calming & Sleep Salve:
The dominant smell is cinnamon & rosemary, but it's not overpowering. There is NO LAVENDER in this salve, as it can trigger many allergy. It's a beautiful, warm, soft scent that can also help with soothing the friggin thoughts that won't turn off! This is a salve so it's more solid than it is runny.
Main ingredients (all organic & responsibility sourced): Beeswax, Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, Cinnamon Oil, Skullcap Oil, Chamomile Oil. Made in house herbal blend: Rosemary, Valerian, Lemon Balm, Holy Basil, Ashwagandha, Passionflower
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Also please talk with doctor for use, if pregnant.
For external use only!
Directions: A small dab goes a long way!! Takes about ten to 15 minutes to absorb all the way.
Keep it in a darker and/or cool place to keep it's shelf life even longer and to keep it solid. You can even keep it in the refrigerator as an added refreshing component, especially in the summer, when the oils may melt.
Is not meant to cure ailments.
Definitely buying more of both of these! I use them both before bed and can actually sleep more than an hour! I have pain that I take higher dose pain meds for and with the cream I am able to dull it enough for a good amount of sleep!
Highly recommend!!
Definitely buying more of both of these! I use them both before bed and can actually sleep more than an hour! I have pain that I take higher dose pain meds for and with the cream I am able to dull it enough for a good amount of sleep!
Highly recommend!!
The Pain Pain Go Away has been helpful to me in keeping my pain from escalating. This doesn't take it all away, but if I put it on right away it calms things down and keeps the pain in the background where it belongs. The scent is light and fades quickly. I like that the faint cooling sensation is gentle so it does not trigger my temperature regulation issues. It just let's me know I got it in the right spot. This has become my favorite topical pain relief!
Hi! This cream also smells amazing! I have been dealing with “tennis elbow” and some pain in my shoulders and neck. I used some of this and I am already feeling so much better!!! Thank YOU!!!! And the Moon you made me for Hallowishes… is beyond words. It helped more than I can ever tell you... Thank You for All You Do!!! Much Love & Big Hugs!!!! 🌈💕🦇✨🌙💜🐾💜🧚♂️
This pain salve is amazing and sooo helpful. 11/10 would recommend!!!! I'll buy it every time I run out. I also introduced it to my grandma and she said it immensely helped her knee pain, so I bought her one as well.
I was very graciously gifted a tin of Pain Pain Go Away! pain salve from The Spork Witch's very compassionate program in which sponsors can purchase items for those who cannot afford the products at the time but are in need due to chronic pain etc., which first of all, is the kindest and most amazing thing ever because you don't see compassionate pricing or programs like that from any other bigger pain relief companies! And you certainly don't get the immense amount of quality product you get from this salve in comparison. The salve not only smells great (I love earthly scents), but I'd advise newbies to it to start low and go slow, because you only need a little bit of product to cover a large area, which also saves you from needing replacements as quickly! I'm currently dealing with a lot of joint pain in my arms and hands and I'm under investigation for a potential hEDS diagnosis, and this pain salve has been my absolute ride or die; I have been having the worst pain in my hands, so in the morning I'll dab a little bit on each knuckle on my hands to ensure they all get coverage, and then slowly rub the salve into my knuckles first and working my way out to the rest of the fingers and hand. After that, I put my compression gloves on over top after it has absorbed a bit, and I'm good to go and work until the afternoon or longer when I reapply! It helps so much that I don't need to take any other painkillers for my general hand pain, I have great relief from the salve and the compression gloves combo, honestly it was like a miracle! I'm so grateful for The Spork Witch's pain salve that I've been telling everyone about it, and even my physiotherapist and occupational therapist were excited for me and were excited to find out more about it! I'm grateful that I was able to catch the last sale on the salves and could get the 4oz jar to (hopefully) keep me set for a while! I love this shop so much, and I appreciate the owner so much as well! Thank you for making an unbelievable product and for doing great work for our community of spoonies (and sporkies) :)
Definitely buying more of both of these! I use them both before bed and can actually sleep more than an hour! I have pain that I take higher dose pain meds for and with the cream I am able to dull it enough for a good amount of sleep!
Highly recommend!!