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Pain, Pain, Go Way Pain Salve

The Spork Witch

Regular price $26.00

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*I CAN CUSTOM CREATE A 4 OUNCE JAR FOR YOUR ALLERGIES*

Finally! An all natural, organic pain salve, that can help calm some arthritis pain, nerve pain, muscle ache, topical pain and more! It's a topical that can be rubbed into your hands and joints.  These 1, 2, & 4 ounce containers are infused with an inhouse made blend of herbs, supported by coconut oil, which helps the herbs penetrate the skin better. There is not an obvious sensation that occurs, but there is a warmth that could be slightly apparent. It isn't like other muscle rubs, that have a cold or overly hot reaction to the skin.  

If you prefer a creamier texture, I'd recommend the pain pain go away body butter. It also does not have beeswax in it! 

***Send 5 sticks or 4 ounce glass container back and receive a discount!***

*Donate to someone in need:when you use this option to purchase, you forward a salve to someone within the disabled community who cannot afford one for themselves. I'll keep you updated on where your donation goes (throught the email you provide, if you'd like) and you will remain anonymous, if you'd like! 

*TIN ONLY Can be heated safely in an oil warmer. Just put the tin in the cleaned out oil warmer and let it slowly warm. When you're done, it will just solidify again*

The smell is sweet and earthy, as thuja is the smell that stands out the most. It's a beautiful, warm, soft scent that can also help with relaxation! This is a salve so it's more solid than it is runny. (not like a lotion) It's also not greasy. There is a body butter if you prefer a less tacky option.

Does not contain lavender, menthol or any NSAIDS.   

Good for sensitive skin as well. PLEASE read the ingredients below to double check you have no specific allergies that are within the salve. 

Directions for tin: take a small amount by pressing fingers into the dish and rub into skin. It will absorb within the hour. Does contain oil, so be aware of clothing. Isn't a runny texture though, so there's less chance of oil being transferred!

Directions for stick: take stick and rub on painful area. External use only. 

Keep it in a darker and/or cool place to keep it's shelf life even longer and to keep it solid. You can even keep it in the refrigerator as an added refreshing component, especially in the summer, when the oils may melt. 

Main ingredients (all organic & responsibility sourced):

Beeswax, Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, Thuja Oil, Bergamot Oil, St John's Wart, Cayenne Oil, Arnica Oil, Calendulas, Mandrake, Lemon Balm, Holy Basil, Orris Root, Ashwagandha, Wormwood, Licorice Root, Frankincense

*disclaimer: this isn't a miracle cure for any illness or disease. This product contains less than 2% of St. John's Wort. Please do not use if pregnant, as I like to air on the side of caution.*

Packed with bubble wrap so it will arrive safely, shipped free with first class shipping, unless combined with an order over $100, then it will be shipped priority.

Try the Kale Face Wash & Rose Water Toner as well, in the Spork Witch topical line! 

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Janice Harmon
Pain Does Go Away

This salve is what allows me to continue to communicate with the world! I have arthritis in my hands, particularly my thumbs. Before my daughter Sarah shared this salve with me, my aching hands would keep me awake at night and it was almost impossible to type on the computer, text, or push any kind of button. I rub this salve on and my pain goes away. I rub it on my thumbs at night and I now sleep very well. I keep several containers of the salve with me and near me all the time. I love this stuff and it loves me!! 🥰

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Kristina
Love love love

I got this to use for my neck pain but have quickly found its many uses. I use on my neck, back, legs and more…such a great item

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Allison Young
Like magic

I’ve gotten the forbidden whip version before and LOVE it, so I thought I’d try the salve. It works just as great as the whip for easing aches and pains, helping me heal and recover from spine surgery. I originally ordered the standard version only to discover I’m allergic to beeswax. Braxtin the Spork Witch was able to make me a beeswax-free version with coconut-soy wax, and I really appreciate her adaptability and consideration. The salve is like a sturdy, protective barrier but also absorbs well on the hands so you don’t feel sticky after. I also like that a little goes a long way!

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Danemom
Love it!

I use this on so many places that are painful and it HELPS!!

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Marion McDonald
Psoriasis and arthritis releif magic

This product is the only thing I have found that sooths and calms my joint inflammation, it was helping so much , I decides to try a little on some of my psoriasis lesions and WOW. The itch and inflammation releif to the skin was amazing. Softens the scales beautifully.

Product is worth every penny, and ill be back for more!

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02/16/2024
Michelle SVG verified by SHOP
United States United States

Donations to someone who needs it? HECK YEAH!

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02/16/2024
Katie
United States United States

Like oil for the Tin Man

My skeleton doesn't work the way it's supposed to. My body aches, and my joints are wonky, In the barometric hellscape known as the Wisconsin Winter, all of that gets exponentially worse. And I can't take painkillers. I have in my possession the salve, the stick, and the forbidden whipped cream. All of which serve their purpose better than I could've ever imagined. The salve on my knees makes it so that the joints can move enough for me to drive to my doctor appointments. The stick reaches up my spine where my hands can't, so I can have some relief until I'm able to put that one disobedient rib back in it's spot And the fluff! The forbidden whipped cream! There are days when I can barely bend my fingers, I can't hold the stick, I can't massage around the salve, but the cream! I can open the jar with the palm of my poor, stiff hand! I can scoop a lil bit out with hardly any resistance! And with little to no effort, it just melts in my eternally-cold hands. I don't have to bend my fingers to rub it into the joints, it just ~goes~ where I spread it. And as it soaks in, the pain starts to fade, and I am the well-oiled Tin Man, less creaky and more mobile than before. Success!

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01/20/2024
Katelyn SVG verified by SHOP
United States United States

This helps my shoulder pain so much, and I love the way it smells!

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01/05/2024
Dana SVG verified by SHOP
United States United States

Amazing on sore joints! I woke up with very stiff, swollen, and sore fingers from too much crafting the day before. This stuff helped in minutes! It’s truly magical!

KE
01/05/2024
Kathryn E.
United States United States

Exactly what I was looking for!

If you’re looking for something that magically takes all your aches and pains away and leaves you feeling like an able-bodied teenager again, you’re going to need to consult an altogether different kind of witch. But if, like me, you need something to gently take the edge off, feel and smell great on your skin, and relax your muscles enough to let your joints get feeling better, this is the stuff! Shipping was smooth and fast, and she even included a handwritten note, a cute sticker, and a sample of the PPGA forbidden whipped cream - perfect for my car so I have relief on the go. Seriously, order it! This stuff is perfect!

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Based on 82 reviews
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Janice Harmon
Pain Does Go Away

This salve is what allows me to continue to communicate with the world! I have arthritis in my hands, particularly my thumbs. Before my daughter Sarah shared this salve with me, my aching hands would keep me awake at night and it was almost impossible to type on the computer, text, or push any kind of button. I rub this salve on and my pain goes away. I rub it on my thumbs at night and I now sleep very well. I keep several containers of the salve with me and near me all the time. I love this stuff and it loves me!! 🥰

K
Kristina
Love love love

I got this to use for my neck pain but have quickly found its many uses. I use on my neck, back, legs and more…such a great item

A
Allison Young
Like magic

I’ve gotten the forbidden whip version before and LOVE it, so I thought I’d try the salve. It works just as great as the whip for easing aches and pains, helping me heal and recover from spine surgery. I originally ordered the standard version only to discover I’m allergic to beeswax. Braxtin the Spork Witch was able to make me a beeswax-free version with coconut-soy wax, and I really appreciate her adaptability and consideration. The salve is like a sturdy, protective barrier but also absorbs well on the hands so you don’t feel sticky after. I also like that a little goes a long way!

D
Danemom
Love it!

I use this on so many places that are painful and it HELPS!!

M
Marion McDonald
Psoriasis and arthritis releif magic

This product is the only thing I have found that sooths and calms my joint inflammation, it was helping so much , I decides to try a little on some of my psoriasis lesions and WOW. The itch and inflammation releif to the skin was amazing. Softens the scales beautifully.

Product is worth every penny, and ill be back for more!