STFU Brain! Calm & Sleep Salve

The Spork Witch

Regular price $26.00

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An all natural, organic salve, that can help calm your thoughts and allow you to float off to sleep! Cause why TF won't our brains turn off?!

It's a topical that can be rubbed on your trigger points, temples and hands.  This comes in a 1, 2 or .5 ounce salve tin is infused with an inhouse made blend of herbs, supported by coconut oil, which helps the herbs penetrate the skin better. 

*Donate to someone in need:when you use this option to purchase, you forward a salve to someone within the disabled community who cannot afford one for themselves. I'll keep you updated on where your donation goes (throught the email you provide, if you'd like) and you will remain anonymous, if you'd like! 

The dominant smell is cinnamon & rosemary, but it's not overpowering. There is NO LAVENDER in this salve, as it can trigger many allergy. It's a beautiful, warm, soft scent that can also help with soothing the friggin thoughts that won't turn off! This is a salve so it's more solid than it is runny. (not like a lotion)

Good for sensitive skin as well. PLEASE read the ingredients below to double check you have no specific allergies that are within the salve. 

Directions: take a small amount by pressing fingers into the dish and rub into skin. It will absorb within the hour. Does contain oil, so be aware of clothing. Isn't a runny texture though, so there's less chance of oil being transferred!

Keep it in a darker and/or cool place to keep it's shelf life even longer and to keep it solid. You can even keep it in the refrigerator as an added refreshing component, especially in the summer, when the oils may melt. 

Main ingredients (all organic & responsibility sourced):

Beeswax, Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, Cinnamon Oil, Skullcap Oil, Chamomile Oil. Made in house herbal blend: Rosemary, Valerian, Lemon Balm, Holy Basil, Ashwagandha, Passionflower 

*disclaimer: this isn't a miracle cure for any illness or disease.*

*Can be heated safely in an oil warmer. Just put the tin in the cleaned out oil warmer and let it slowly warm. When you're done, it will just solidify again*

Packed with bubble wrap so it will arrive safely, shipped free with first class shipping, unless combined with an order over $100, then it will be shipped priority.

Try the Kale Face Wash & Rose Water Toner as well, in the Spork Witch topical line! 

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Becca R.
best sleep ever

I have slept so much better with this than I have with all of the over the counter and prescription meds i have tried over the years.

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Leah R.
Love it!

Smells amazing, nice texture, very relaxing.

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Nancy Stamp
So happy I ordered!

I could not be more excited! Everything was just perfect! From the amazing oils, to the effective salves, it was beyond expectation! My necklace is beautiful, and the magnetic clasp is so user friendly, I'm really grateful, (and so are my painful joints)! I'll definitely be ordering again!

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06/27/2023
Leslie M.
United States United States

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I enjoy the scent and it gives me brain tingles occasionally! I find it does help me settle and feel more peaceful at night. I have delayed sleep phase disorder, anxiety, and bouts of insomnia. I've tried all sorts of remedies but I only hold on to what helps me, and this does.

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Becca R.
best sleep ever

I have slept so much better with this than I have with all of the over the counter and prescription meds i have tried over the years.

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Leah R.
Love it!

Smells amazing, nice texture, very relaxing.

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Nancy Stamp
So happy I ordered!

I could not be more excited! Everything was just perfect! From the amazing oils, to the effective salves, it was beyond expectation! My necklace is beautiful, and the magnetic clasp is so user friendly, I'm really grateful, (and so are my painful joints)! I'll definitely be ordering again!