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STFU Brain! Calm & Sleep Salve

The Spork Witch

Regular price $28.00

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An all natural, organic salve, that can help calm your thoughts and allow you to float off to sleep! Cause why TF won't our brains turn off?!

It's a topical that can be rubbed on your trigger points, temples and hands.  This comes in a 1, 2 or .5 ounce salve tin is infused with an inhouse made blend of herbs, supported by coconut oil, which helps the herbs penetrate the skin better. 

*Donate to someone in need:when you use this option to purchase, you forward a salve to someone within the disabled community who cannot afford one for themselves. I'll keep you updated on where your donation goes (throught the email you provide, if you'd like) and you will remain anonymous, if you'd like! 

The dominant smell is cinnamon & rosemary, but it's not overpowering. There is NO LAVENDER in this salve, as it can trigger many allergy. It's a beautiful, warm, soft scent that can also help with soothing the friggin thoughts that won't turn off! This is a salve so it's more solid than it is runny. (not like a lotion)

Good for sensitive skin as well. PLEASE read the ingredients below to double check you have no specific allergies that are within the salve. 

Directions: take a small amount by pressing fingers into the dish and rub into skin. It will absorb within the hour. Does contain oil, so be aware of clothing. Isn't a runny texture though, so there's less chance of oil being transferred!

Keep it in a darker and/or cool place to keep it's shelf life even longer and to keep it solid. You can even keep it in the refrigerator as an added refreshing component, especially in the summer, when the oils may melt. 

Main ingredients (all organic & responsibility sourced):

Beeswax, Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, Cinnamon Oil, Skullcap Oil, Chamomile Oil, Rosemary, Valerian, Lemon Balm, Holy Basil, Ashwagandha, Passionflower 

*disclaimer: this isn't a miracle cure for any illness or disease.*

*Can be heated safely in an oil warmer. Just put the tin in the cleaned out oil warmer and let it slowly warm. When you're done, it will just solidify again*

Packed with bubble wrap so it will arrive safely, shipped free with first class shipping, unless combined with an order over $100, then it will be shipped priority.

Try the Kale Face Wash & Rose Water Toner as well, in the Spork Witch topical line! 

Customer Reviews

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Emmet Lewy
Peaceful

I was going to see how this went for a couple of days, but seriously I just feel so calm. My panic attacks are out of control and couldn't be stopped by this, but it makes for a very peaceful day when applied in the morning along with the rest of my routine I'm developing with these products. My quality of life has drastically increased working with all of the products I've tried.

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Krista
Amazed

I had previously purchased the Pain pain go away salve and it works amazingly so I figured I’d give this a try. I am so glad I did! This is now part of my nightly routine after years of having trouble getting to sleep, something so simple Made a huge difference. I can now fall asleep within 30 minutes to an hour vs being up tossing and turning and stressing for hours on end. It smells and feels amazing. Truly making self care bad ass!

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Janice Harmon
Awesome stuff!

I use this every day.

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KAYNEK Y.
43, 2 Sleep Salve of Brain Goblin Silencing!

I've been grinding my way through school and it's been tough. Between menopause, ADHD, and war-dancing brain goblins, I'm grateful to have this product! No fuss, no muss, and no allergic reactions! Wins all around as far as I'm concerned.

Thank you kindly!

K
KAYNEK Y.
43, 2 Sleep Salve of Brain Goblin Silencing!

I've been grinding my way through school and it's been tough. Between menopause, ADHD, and war-dancing brain goblins, I'm grateful to have this product! No fuss, no muss, and no allergic reactions! Wins all around as far as I'm concerned.

Thank you kindly!

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03/11/2024
Erin L.
United States United States

Works well on my wrists

I have good results without irritating my skin when I put this on my wrists. It's subtle but it leads to a calmer day when applied in the morning, and can be applied again to prevent higher anxiety at night.

KY
12/19/2023
KAYNEK Y.
United States United States

+ 2 Sleep Salve of Brain Goblin Silencing!

I've been grinding my way through school and it's been tough. Between menopause, ADHD, and war-dancing brain goblins, I'm grateful to have this product! No fuss, no muss, and no allergic reactions! Wins all around as far as I'm concerned. Thank you kindly!

KY
12/19/2023
KAYNEK Y.

Another product for the win!

This has been a terrific addition to my nightly skincare ritual. I have a jam-packed ADHD brain that's full of white noise, opinions and likes to question choices I made twenty years ago. Trying to get through school seems to have encouraged the little goblins to kick it up a notch. They invite friends, it gets noisy. Until now! * insert epic, heroic music here* * insert cape flappy sounds here* The STFU Brain! Sleep Salve has been incredibly helpful in getting the mental horde to pipe down. It hasn't completely shut them up but it's taken away their arsenal of pot lids, rubber chickens, and their off-key rendition of " O Fortuna" with kazoos and a cementer mixer. I'm expecting rebellion any day now. It's a wonderful salve, and I like the smell of it a lot. I often just pop off the cap and take a few sniffs. It's just a great blend and has worked well for me. Thank you kindly!

SS
11/15/2023
Shannon S.
United States United States

Wonderful scent, great sleep!

The scent is extremely soothing, I find that I sleep better when I use it

DH
09/12/2023
Danielle H.
United States United States

Zzzzzz

So far this product has really helped my husband and I to relax and go to sleep. Will buy it again!

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Emmet Lewy
Peaceful

I was going to see how this went for a couple of days, but seriously I just feel so calm. My panic attacks are out of control and couldn't be stopped by this, but it makes for a very peaceful day when applied in the morning along with the rest of my routine I'm developing with these products. My quality of life has drastically increased working with all of the products I've tried.

K
Krista
Amazed

I had previously purchased the Pain pain go away salve and it works amazingly so I figured I’d give this a try. I am so glad I did! This is now part of my nightly routine after years of having trouble getting to sleep, something so simple Made a huge difference. I can now fall asleep within 30 minutes to an hour vs being up tossing and turning and stressing for hours on end. It smells and feels amazing. Truly making self care bad ass!

J
Janice Harmon
Awesome stuff!

I use this every day.

K
KAYNEK Y.
43, 2 Sleep Salve of Brain Goblin Silencing!

I've been grinding my way through school and it's been tough. Between menopause, ADHD, and war-dancing brain goblins, I'm grateful to have this product! No fuss, no muss, and no allergic reactions! Wins all around as far as I'm concerned.

Thank you kindly!

K
KAYNEK Y.
43, 2 Sleep Salve of Brain Goblin Silencing!

I've been grinding my way through school and it's been tough. Between menopause, ADHD, and war-dancing brain goblins, I'm grateful to have this product! No fuss, no muss, and no allergic reactions! Wins all around as far as I'm concerned.

Thank you kindly!