STFU Brain! Calm & Sleep Salve
The Spork Witch
Regular price $26.00
An all natural, organic salve, that can help calm your thoughts and allow you to float off to sleep! Cause why TF won't our brains turn off?!
It's a topical that can be rubbed on your trigger points, temples and hands. This comes in a 1, 2 or .5 ounce salve tin is infused with an inhouse made blend of herbs, supported by coconut oil, which helps the herbs penetrate the skin better.
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The dominant smell is cinnamon & rosemary, but it's not overpowering. There is NO LAVENDER in this salve, as it can trigger many allergy. It's a beautiful, warm, soft scent that can also help with soothing the friggin thoughts that won't turn off! This is a salve so it's more solid than it is runny. (not like a lotion)
Good for sensitive skin as well. PLEASE read the ingredients below to double check you have no specific allergies that are within the salve.
Directions: take a small amount by pressing fingers into the dish and rub into skin. It will absorb within the hour. Does contain oil, so be aware of clothing. Isn't a runny texture though, so there's less chance of oil being transferred!
Keep it in a darker and/or cool place to keep it's shelf life even longer and to keep it solid. You can even keep it in the refrigerator as an added refreshing component, especially in the summer, when the oils may melt.
Main ingredients (all organic & responsibility sourced):
Beeswax, Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, Cinnamon Oil, Skullcap Oil, Chamomile Oil, Rosemary, Valerian, Lemon Balm, Holy Basil, Ashwagandha, Passionflower
*disclaimer: this isn't a miracle cure for any illness or disease.*
*Can be heated safely in an oil warmer. Just put the tin in the cleaned out oil warmer and let it slowly warm. When you're done, it will just solidify again*
Packed with bubble wrap so it will arrive safely, shipped free with first class shipping, unless combined with an order over $100, then it will be shipped priority.
Try the Kale Face Wash & Rose Water Toner as well, in the Spork Witch topical line!
I can't describe the scent of this as it is nothing I have ever smelled before. Very light and comforting and helped me clear my head before bed. I keep it on my nightstand so I remember to use it and will definitely buy again!
I was going to see how this went for a couple of days, but seriously I just feel so calm. My panic attacks are out of control and couldn't be stopped by this, but it makes for a very peaceful day when applied in the morning along with the rest of my routine I'm developing with these products. My quality of life has drastically increased working with all of the products I've tried.
I had previously purchased the Pain pain go away salve and it works amazingly so I figured I’d give this a try. I am so glad I did! This is now part of my nightly routine after years of having trouble getting to sleep, something so simple Made a huge difference. I can now fall asleep within 30 minutes to an hour vs being up tossing and turning and stressing for hours on end. It smells and feels amazing. Truly making self care bad ass!
I use this every day.
I've been grinding my way through school and it's been tough. Between menopause, ADHD, and war-dancing brain goblins, I'm grateful to have this product! No fuss, no muss, and no allergic reactions! Wins all around as far as I'm concerned.
Thank you kindly!
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****! This works!!
I am beyond happy to report that this salve does exactly what it states it will do at the exact moment I need it too. It calms my AuDHD mind to a point where I can actually relax . Bonus points cause it smells mild, yet nice. :)
Works well on my wrists
I have good results without irritating my skin when I put this on my wrists. It's subtle but it leads to a calmer day when applied in the morning, and can be applied again to prevent higher anxiety at night.
+ 2 Sleep Salve of Brain Goblin Silencing!
I've been grinding my way through school and it's been tough. Between menopause, ADHD, and war-dancing brain goblins, I'm grateful to have this product! No fuss, no muss, and no allergic reactions! Wins all around as far as I'm concerned. Thank you kindly!
Another product for the win!
This has been a terrific addition to my nightly skincare ritual. I have a jam-packed ADHD brain that's full of white noise, opinions and likes to question choices I made twenty years ago. Trying to get through school seems to have encouraged the little goblins to kick it up a notch. They invite friends, it gets noisy. Until now! * insert epic, heroic music here* * insert cape flappy sounds here* The **** Brain! Sleep Salve has been incredibly helpful in getting the mental horde to pipe down. It hasn't completely shut them up but it's taken away their arsenal of pot lids, rubber chickens, and their off-key rendition of " O Fortuna" with kazoos and a cementer mixer. I'm expecting rebellion any day now. It's a wonderful salve, and I like the smell of it a lot. I often just pop off the cap and take a few sniffs. It's just a great blend and has worked well for me. Thank you kindly!
Wonderful scent, great sleep!
The scent is extremely soothing, I find that I sleep better when I use it
I can't describe the scent of this as it is nothing I have ever smelled before. Very light and comforting and helped me clear my head before bed. I keep it on my nightstand so I remember to use it and will definitely buy again!
I was going to see how this went for a couple of days, but seriously I just feel so calm. My panic attacks are out of control and couldn't be stopped by this, but it makes for a very peaceful day when applied in the morning along with the rest of my routine I'm developing with these products. My quality of life has drastically increased working with all of the products I've tried.
I had previously purchased the Pain pain go away salve and it works amazingly so I figured I’d give this a try. I am so glad I did! This is now part of my nightly routine after years of having trouble getting to sleep, something so simple Made a huge difference. I can now fall asleep within 30 minutes to an hour vs being up tossing and turning and stressing for hours on end. It smells and feels amazing. Truly making self care bad ass!
I use this every day.
I've been grinding my way through school and it's been tough. Between menopause, ADHD, and war-dancing brain goblins, I'm grateful to have this product! No fuss, no muss, and no allergic reactions! Wins all around as far as I'm concerned.
Thank you kindly!