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Body Butters
I initially created my Meatsuit Dew and body butters because myself and my children deal with eczema outbreaks, and we needed something soothing that would help, not harm. These products are designed to leave your skin soft and smelling great!
My butters are made with largely allergy friendly ingredients, but if you need a custom hand lotion just let me know!
All the Spork Witch products are wonderful! You truly can't miss with their items, whether it's the rose water toner, the pain-dulling salves and oils, the body butters, or the perfumes. There's not much here I haven't tried and I love it all!
Yes, being throurghly sporked is such a good thing. I ordered for Christmas (Late as usual) Luckily the Spork Witch is magical and it all got here on time! Time to turn my family into sporkers.
I love both of the products that I received. The pain pain go away butter surprised me with how immediate the relief was and it smells so good. It will definitely be a part of my regular care regimen. I also got the Stfu brain roller. I used it recently when I had a headache developing and it helped. I also love the scent. I will definitely be ordering more in the future and recommend this to my friends.
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Rainbow Galaxy Rose Quartz Octopus Spork MS
Love it!
I am obsessed with the scent of the “STFU brain!” Stuck and it’s so convenient to keep by the bed. The sporks are beautiful and I can’t wait to gift them to family. The stickers included are super cute!