Pain, Pain, Go Way! Forbidden Whipped Cream
The Spork Witch
Regular price $28.00
Finally! An all natural, organic pain Body butter, that can help calm arthritis, nerve & muscle ache! It's VERY easy to spread and a little goes a long way! It also creates really SOFT skin and can help with surface inflammation as well. It can be rubbed into your hands and joints. It's ingredients differ slightly from the salve, but that doesn't mean it's any less effective! It has a VERY light cooling sensation as well that is absolutely delightful! You may not even feel it though.
This is body butter aka forbidden whipped cream. DON'T EAT IT AND BE *THAT* PERSON!!!
This 2 ounce or 4 ounce glass jar of body butter smoothness, is infused with an inhouse made blend of herbs, supported by mango butter, argan oil & coconut oil, which helps the herbs penetrate the skin better. There is not an obvious sensation that occurs, but there is a warmth that could be slightly apparent. It isn't like other muscle rubs, that have a cold or overly hot reaction to the skin.
A little goes a LONG way!! Just a dab should cover the bottom half of your arm! It will blend in completely in about ten minutes and has a quick absorption rate.
The smell is light, soft, sweet and earthy. It's a beautiful, warm, soft scent that can also help with relaxation! This is a body butter so it's more creamy and soft than a lotion or salve.
PLEASE read the ingredients below to double check you have no specific allergies that are within the butter. I have Mast Cell Activation Syndrome (MAST) and am highly sensitive to a lot, I am ok with this butter, but we are all different!
Directions for tin: A small dab goes a long way!! Takes about ten minutes to absorb all the way. Isn't a runny texture though, so there's less chance of oil being transferred!
External use only.
Keep it in a darker and/or cool place to keep it's shelf life even longer and to keep it solid. You can even keep it in the refrigerator as an added refreshing component, especially in the summer, when the oils may melt.
Main ingredients (all organic & responsibility sourced):
Mango Butter, Argan Oil, Coconut Oil, Thuja Oil, Bergamot Oil, St John's Wart, Cayenne Oil, Arnica Oil, Frankincense Oil. Made in house herbal blend: Calendulas, Mandrake, Lemon Balm, Holy Basil, Orris Root, Ashwagandha, Wormwood, Licorice Root
*disclaimer: this isn't a miracle cure for any illness or disease. This product contains less than 2% of St. John's Wort. Please do not use if pregnant, as I like to air on the side of caution.*
Packed so it will arrive safely, shipped free with first class shipping, unless combined with an order over $100, then it will be shipped priority.
Try the Kale Face Wash & Rose Water Toner as well, in the Spork Witch topical line!
The Pain Pain Go Away has been helpful to me in keeping my pain from escalating. This doesn't take it all away, but if I put it on right away it calms things down and keeps the pain in the background where it belongs. The scent is light and fades quickly. I like that the faint cooling sensation is gentle so it does not trigger my temperature regulation issues. It just let's me know I got it in the right spot. This has become my favorite topical pain relief!
Hi! This cream also smells amazing! I have been dealing with “tennis elbow” and some pain in my shoulders and neck. I used some of this and I am already feeling so much better!!! Thank YOU!!!! And the Moon you made me for Hallowishes… is beyond words. It helped more than I can ever tell you... Thank You for All You Do!!! Much Love & Big Hugs!!!! 🌈💕🦇✨🌙💜🐾💜🧚♂️
So, this is the only pain rub I have tried that has helped wane the pain when I have a costochondritis flare up, neuropathy pain, and joint pain. I was also blown away when it actually helped ease the pain when I broke my finger. Bonus is that it smells great without being overwhelming and kept my finger splint from getting stinky and gross too! To say I love this whip is an understatement! I would buy a barrel of it if it was available! This stuff is magical!!!!
This is the only thing that actually helps with my chostocondritis pain!
I also just broke a finger, and it surprised me how much it helped ease away the pain. Plus, it has kept the splint the doctor's office put on from getting smelly. I'm obsessed with it!
I have Ehlers-Danlos, CRPS, and currently dealing with a chronically dislocating ulnar nerve at the top of my pain list. I'm always skeptical when seeing new products, but when this had other great reviews I knew I had to try it as well.
I didn't know what to expect, but I plan on buying this again and have already got my OT approving and looking at getting some for themselves.
When using on the dislocating nerve, there was slight cool and warm sensations. No change in skin temperature. Almost like the nerve signals were just getting confused and misfiring a bit. I won't claim it fixed the issue and pain did still show up. But the nerve constantly dislocates. Any pain medicine taken isn't going to stop pain from showing up if you whack your shin with a hammer after you take it either. I see this as a positive because it also served to remind me that just because my arm felt better doesn't mean another dislocation isn't doing damage and to be mindful.
My CRPS did try to flare after my purchase, so I had the opportunity to try it for that as well. I didn't notice as much in terms of sensation, and the relief was sneaky. I'd be in pain, grumbling how it's not working. And somewhere along the line, I just....stopped thinking about it without even realizing it. To go from a high level gnawing and stabbing pain that made it hard to focus.... to a point where I couldn't remember when it stopped. It was a unique experience for sure.
It even worked for the nerve pain from my TMJD. Which... nothing has ever touched that before.
Some other aspects:
The scent is pleasant and mild. It's not overly medicinal or something that makes me feel like I'm leaving a skunk trail behind me.
A little goes a long ways, so there's no need to scoop a bunch on
The feeling is very soft and smooth. I personally chose the body butter because I don't like the texture of beeswax on my skin. This rubs in without feeling heavy, oily, sticky, greasy, or occlusive.
This now goes everywhere with me. As much as I wish the magic extended to not even being surgery... what a blessing it is to have some relief while waiting for surgery. I hope this product is around for a very VERY long time
~Anxiety Zebra
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Waned the Pain!!!
So, this is the only pain rub I have tried that has helped wane the pain when I have a costochondritis flare up, neuropathy pain, and joint pain. I was also blown away when it actually helped ease the pain when I broke my finger. Bonus is that it smells great without being overwhelming and kept my finger splint from getting stinky and gross too! To say I love this whip is an understatement! I would buy a barrel of it if it was available! This stuff is magical!!!!

Does this come in bath size?!
I was so excited to try this after using the pain salve stick! Well, now I've made a pain free spot on my hip and I must find a way to bathe in this so everywhere feels this good. It doesn't heat up or freeze, which is a beautiful thing because I have weird random skin sensation issues. Thank you so much!

AMAZING
This is the best pain relief cream I’ve ever used! Works like a dream, not greasy, feels great on my skin. I would recommend this to anyone with aching joints or muscles. Will definitely continue buying this product.

Mmmm Buttery!
I was already in love with the Pain Pain Go Away salve and the whipped butter is so amazing! The salve, though miraculous for pain, was somewhat hard for me to manipulate and get rubbed on. whereas I can apply the body butter myself. My spouse mouse also gives 5 stars because he has texture sensory issues, so being able to spread it myself is a blessing for him!
The Pain Pain Go Away has been helpful to me in keeping my pain from escalating. This doesn't take it all away, but if I put it on right away it calms things down and keeps the pain in the background where it belongs. The scent is light and fades quickly. I like that the faint cooling sensation is gentle so it does not trigger my temperature regulation issues. It just let's me know I got it in the right spot. This has become my favorite topical pain relief!
Hi! This cream also smells amazing! I have been dealing with “tennis elbow” and some pain in my shoulders and neck. I used some of this and I am already feeling so much better!!! Thank YOU!!!! And the Moon you made me for Hallowishes… is beyond words. It helped more than I can ever tell you... Thank You for All You Do!!! Much Love & Big Hugs!!!! 🌈💕🦇✨🌙💜🐾💜🧚♂️
So, this is the only pain rub I have tried that has helped wane the pain when I have a costochondritis flare up, neuropathy pain, and joint pain. I was also blown away when it actually helped ease the pain when I broke my finger. Bonus is that it smells great without being overwhelming and kept my finger splint from getting stinky and gross too! To say I love this whip is an understatement! I would buy a barrel of it if it was available! This stuff is magical!!!!
This is the only thing that actually helps with my chostocondritis pain!
I also just broke a finger, and it surprised me how much it helped ease away the pain. Plus, it has kept the splint the doctor's office put on from getting smelly. I'm obsessed with it!
I have Ehlers-Danlos, CRPS, and currently dealing with a chronically dislocating ulnar nerve at the top of my pain list. I'm always skeptical when seeing new products, but when this had other great reviews I knew I had to try it as well.
I didn't know what to expect, but I plan on buying this again and have already got my OT approving and looking at getting some for themselves.
When using on the dislocating nerve, there was slight cool and warm sensations. No change in skin temperature. Almost like the nerve signals were just getting confused and misfiring a bit. I won't claim it fixed the issue and pain did still show up. But the nerve constantly dislocates. Any pain medicine taken isn't going to stop pain from showing up if you whack your shin with a hammer after you take it either. I see this as a positive because it also served to remind me that just because my arm felt better doesn't mean another dislocation isn't doing damage and to be mindful.
My CRPS did try to flare after my purchase, so I had the opportunity to try it for that as well. I didn't notice as much in terms of sensation, and the relief was sneaky. I'd be in pain, grumbling how it's not working. And somewhere along the line, I just....stopped thinking about it without even realizing it. To go from a high level gnawing and stabbing pain that made it hard to focus.... to a point where I couldn't remember when it stopped. It was a unique experience for sure.
It even worked for the nerve pain from my TMJD. Which... nothing has ever touched that before.
Some other aspects:
The scent is pleasant and mild. It's not overly medicinal or something that makes me feel like I'm leaving a skunk trail behind me.
A little goes a long ways, so there's no need to scoop a bunch on
The feeling is very soft and smooth. I personally chose the body butter because I don't like the texture of beeswax on my skin. This rubs in without feeling heavy, oily, sticky, greasy, or occlusive.
This now goes everywhere with me. As much as I wish the magic extended to not even being surgery... what a blessing it is to have some relief while waiting for surgery. I hope this product is around for a very VERY long time
~Anxiety Zebra