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The Spork Witch
Regular price $38.00
These high quality scents are made with quality ethanol alcohol & NOT rubbing alcohol. This allows the scents to reach maximum scent potential. The content of the perfume is verified SAFE for skin. This is a NON toxic formula.
Each has a recipe and will have a consistent scent moving forward, if you need to restock. They come in a 1.5 ounce clear glass bottle. Very long shelf life (2-3 years)!
CURRENT SCENT OPTIONS:
🐉 Dragon's Blood: smells like dragon's Blood incense with a hint of vanilla. Has Tigers Eye inside to empower and help ground as well.
🧹 Witch Way: smells like you're in a witches cabin, nestled in the woods. Complex hints of floral, incense, books, a fire, herbs & paper. Has tourmaline inside to help with shielding and filtering energy.
🌸Sweet Pea: It's sweet pea and notes of vanilla, it's a really beautiful and soft combination of floral and sweet. Has Rose Quartz inside for self love, empowerment.
📚 Book Nook: Imagine reading by the warm fire, in a nook of your dreams, as a blanket comforts you. Your favorite beverage is next to you & when you look out the window, you smile. Has Green Aventurine inside for calm and grounding.
🍬Jolly Rancher: Contains safety diluted fragrance oil that smells EXACTLY like a watermelon Jolly Rancher! It's a burst of delicious candy scent. Also has strawberry quartz inside, to connect with your confidence & to speak your mind easier.
🧈Butterscotch: Contains safety diluted fragrance oil that smells just like a Werther's Original! Smell like a crinkle paper candy and breathe in that yummy! Also has citrine inside that is wonderful for calming and recentering. Especially for creatives.
🍪 Sugar Sugar: Like a fresh baked sugar cookie! Or like walking into a bakery. Also includes lace agate to help reduce stress and induce calmness. Which is how I feel every time I walk into a bakery. 🤷
🧚Lola: This one is near and dear to my heart because it's named after one of my kiddos. They are whimsical, chaotic and sweet. Smells like baked good, soft florals & warmth. Definitely the scent for those who like a deep, soft floral scent & also cake. Includes amethysts inside, for a grounding feel that also allows for enlightenment.
🔥Up in Flames: If you threw cinnamon candy into a campfire, it would smell like this fragrance! It also has carnelian in it to help stoke the flame of empowerment & to ignite passion.
🌴I Need a Vacation: Smells like it sounds haha! Like you're sitting on a beach, sipping a Piña Colada, watching the waves & mermaids. Contains fluorite for connecting to elevate stress and melting away negativity. Just like a nice vacation would do!
🌺 Persephone's Garden: Floral & Deep. Notes of spice, but mostly a soft scent with hints rose, lily & azalea. Contains Green Jasper for connecting with the beauty and abundance of mother Earth. To also help detox any unnecessary darkness.
Shipped wrapped in bubble wrap and protected.
Just perfect for that springtime mood!
It smells like watermelon jolly rancher with a hint of a watermelon rind. Which is awesome because otherwise I'd find it too sweet smelling! It's perfection ❤️❤️❤️
I love that it smells exactly as described. I'm angry I can't eat it lol.
I wore this for a week before giving my review and because I was instantly in love but perfume can be deceiving.
-lasting power is about 3-4ish hours outwardly but has a looong subtle lingering effect (like i can still smell a teeny bit when im putting on my morning spritz‘s)
-i personally don’t smell ANY perfumers alcohol
-it’s a perfect blend of the earthy dragons blood incense with a cozy warm vanilla undertone which is my go to when looking for perfumes. they just mesh well with my chemistry.
it’s honestly everything you’d want in a dragon’s blood perfume.
The day is finally here! I have received and immediately applied my Book Nook perfume. It's so nice. Musky but not heavy, sweet but not cloying, and ever-so-comforting. Thank you, Spork Witch!
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Just perfect for that springtime mood!
Super cozy! The sent automatically teleports me to a book store on a rain day atmosphere- magical and soothing.
It smells like watermelon jolly rancher with a hint of a watermelon rind. Which is awesome because otherwise I'd find it too sweet smelling! It's perfection ❤️❤️❤️
I love that it smells exactly as described. I'm angry I can't eat it lol.
Witch Way is so beautifully enigmatic! It's fruity and sweet but other times it's sultry and spicy. It's a great mood lifter too. It's a mischievous scent, as if it doesn't know if it should behave or not. I love it! I spritzed my hair before bed last night and caught the fiance sniffing me again he said he couldn't figure out the scent but can't get enough of it! Book Nook is a wonderfully complex but so warm and inviting. It brings back all the great memories of spending rainy afternoons curled up in a chair inside Borders Books with a hot cappuccino and the newest novel from my favorite author. Book Nook smells exactly how a hug feels. It's magical! Both scents are longer lasting than I had expected, and that's great! I love them both as much, if not more, than my favorite "name brand" perfume.
Just perfect for that springtime mood!
It smells like watermelon jolly rancher with a hint of a watermelon rind. Which is awesome because otherwise I'd find it too sweet smelling! It's perfection ❤️❤️❤️
I love that it smells exactly as described. I'm angry I can't eat it lol.
I wore this for a week before giving my review and because I was instantly in love but perfume can be deceiving.
-lasting power is about 3-4ish hours outwardly but has a looong subtle lingering effect (like i can still smell a teeny bit when im putting on my morning spritz‘s)
-i personally don’t smell ANY perfumers alcohol
-it’s a perfect blend of the earthy dragons blood incense with a cozy warm vanilla undertone which is my go to when looking for perfumes. they just mesh well with my chemistry.
it’s honestly everything you’d want in a dragon’s blood perfume.
The day is finally here! I have received and immediately applied my Book Nook perfume. It's so nice. Musky but not heavy, sweet but not cloying, and ever-so-comforting. Thank you, Spork Witch!
I’m normally not one who can stand lotions and the like on their skin (either feels slimy or causes me to break out badly), but neither of these are the case with STFU. This stuff melts easily from the warmth of your skin and feels quite pleasant. The smell is rather mild, and brings to mind the mingling scents of what craft stores in the 80s smelt like (honestly don’t know how else to describe it). Now on to the important part, does it help the brain to STFU? For me, a resounding YES! I’m an overnight shift worker (12hr shifts for the past 24yrs) with homeschool kids in the house (living room is directly over master bedroom) and I’m getting the best sleep I’ve had since I was a kid. I’m falling asleep MUCH quicker, and having more relaxing sleep. I have neurogenic tremors, and the better quality sleep I’m getting using STFU has been a huge help to my overall health.
As I've "matured" I've had to switch up my mindset about facial care. "Never use oil on your face!" being one of the tenets of my adolescence. Well, as it so happens, my skin needs some kind of oil and care. This product is amazing!
Yes, it's an oil - move past that. It's got a dropper for application. So I can target specific zones that need love - and then allow the extra to hydrate the rest of my face and neck. At first I thought it was heavy - but it absorbs with such ease and is very easy to massage in. There's no greasy feel to my skin, there is just a softness and pliability that wasn't there a few minutes prior.
You have a pretty solid idea of what your skin needs. If you are seeking amazing nourishing, support of a small business, and clean and fresh ingredients - well, you've just ticked all the boxes. Check out the other products, and see what calls out to your skin.
I am absolutely obsessed with this stuff. Recently had an experience that taught me I should be carrying it with me on medical and other travel days to apply immediately during overwhelm. This is after I got some to help me contain my energy better while dealing with ableism and estrangement. This is among my top products along with the pain salve stick.
This beautiful little jar is crammed to the top with the most amazing and rich moisturizer. It smells fantastic, a little goes a long way, and the results are mind boggling. Out of the ridiculous number of skin care potions I've tried, this is the best.
Why would I say it's The Best? Hmmm, supporting a small business (win) clean products that with my body chemistry have a scent of orange blossom (win) and dang! That alligator skin that seems to be my default as I mature is GONE. Banished forever! Huge WIN there. Rough heels are smoother. My tats are pampered. I just scoop out a little with my nail, place the magic between my palms, give it a good warm up/hand massage, and there is this lovely, silky, smooth, and absorbed quickly, goodness to apply. Which, in turn, creates lovely, silky smooth and smelling great skin.
"Self Care is Bad Ass" is the motto on the labels and stickers. It totally is. It's also a good thing to be reminded of with work and home and things that just aren't happening they way I'd like. So not only am I treating my meatsuit (aka skin) I'm nurturing my spirit and mind.
I was recommended this by a friend for chronic pain I have after a craniotomy. I am happy to report that I definitely notice a decrease in my constant pain. The salves and body butter have a faint but pleasant fragrance and it is abundantly clear that each product is made well and with intention. Will be ordering again. Thank you!