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Meatsuit Dew : Forbidden Whipped Cream

The Spork Witch

Regular price $28.00

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*SHIPPING UPDATES FOR ALL ORDERS: ALL ORDERS WILL BE SHIPPED PRIORITY FOR THE HOTTER MONTHS TO LIMIT MELTING. SHIPPING DAYS ARE MONDAY & TUESDAYS ONLY, THROUGH OCTOBER! SHIPPING COSTS WILL BE SEEN AT CHECKOUT OF $5 OR $10*

*Please Read for ingredients! FORMULA HAS CHANGED! This now contains no mango butter and no wheat germ oil. The Kokum & Cupcuacu butters are incredibly wonderful for sensitive skin. All my butters are good for that, but these specific butters are especially wonderful for anyone who is incredibly sensitive.

I created this butter because my littles and I struggle with eczema outbreaks. So it's incredibly soft, nourishing and will basically make you want to slather it all over! This can also help with circulation & keeping encouraging blood flow. 

These 2 ounce or 4 ounces jars of all natural, organic body butter, will lock in hydration. The butter is amazing for dry skin and even can help eczema flares. It helps your skin feel moisturized and even bring out coloring in tattoos! It's VERY easy to spread and a little goes a long way! It also creates really SOFT skin and can help with surface irritation as well.

This is *NOT* the pain salve or pain butter. See this listing for a heavy duty pain salve or pain body butter:

Pain Body butter: https://thesporkwitch.com/products/pain-pain-go-way-pain-body-butter?utm_medium=product-links&utm_content=android

Pain Salve(contains responsibility sourced beeswax): https://thesporkwitch.com/products/pain-pain-go-way-pain-salve?utm_medium=product-links&utm_content=android

This is body butter aka forbidden whipped cream. DON'T EAT IT AND BE *THAT* PERSON!!! 

This body butter smoothness is infused with an inhouse made blend of herbs, supported by Kokum Butter, Cupcuacu Butter and argan oil, which helps the herbs penetrate the skin better, while adding a wonderful glow! There is no sensation that occurs. 

A little goes a LONG way!! Just a dab should cover the bottom half of your arm! It will blend in completely in about 5 mins and has a quick absorption rate.

The smell is sweet and a light floral. A mixture of roses & chamomile. It's a very soft scent that will adjust to everyone's own scent. This is a body butter so it's more creamy and soft than a lotion or salve.

PLEASE read the ingredients below to double check you have no specific allergies that are within the butter. I have Mast Cell Activation Syndrome (MAST) and am highly sensitive to a lot, I am ok with this butter, but we are all different!

Directions for use: A small dab goes a long way!! Takes about 5 minutes to absorb all the way. Isn't a runny texture! For external use only. As tempting as it is, PLEASE DO NOT consume. This is organic, but not for licking.

Keep it in a darker and/or cool place to keep it's shelf life even longer and to keep it solid. You can even keep it in the refrigerator as an added refreshing component, especially in the summer, when the oils may melt. 

Main ingredients (all organic & responsibility sourced):

KOKUM BUTTER, CUPCUACU BUTTER, ARGAN OIL, ROSE HIPS, CHAMOMILE, BASIL, ROSES, CALENDULA, ROSEMARY, LICORICE ROOT, LEMON BALM, PASSION FLOWER.

Packed so it will arrive safely, shipped free with first class shipping, unless combined with an order over $100, then it will be shipped priority.

Try the other items in the Spork Witch topical line! 

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Emmet Lewy
Meatsuit dew

I am on my third order of meatsuit dew, one sample and two jars. I also recommended it to a friend. It really helps with my easily irritated skin. It helps with scratches, tenderness, etc. and less really is more!

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Elizabeth Means
Great Skin, Even Better Mantra

This beautiful little jar is crammed to the top with the most amazing and rich moisturizer. It smells fantastic, a little goes a long way, and the results are mind boggling. Out of the ridiculous number of skin care potions I've tried, this is the best.
Why would I say it's The Best? Hmmm, supporting a small business (win) clean products that with my body chemistry have a scent of orange blossom (win) and dang! That alligator skin that seems to be my default as I mature is GONE. Banished forever! Huge WIN there. Rough heels are smoother. My tats are pampered. I just scoop out a little with my nail, place the magic between my palms, give it a good warm up/hand massage, and there is this lovely, silky, smooth, and absorbed quickly, goodness to apply. Which, in turn, creates lovely, silky smooth and smelling great skin.
"Self Care is Bad Ass" is the motto on the labels and stickers. It totally is. It's also a good thing to be reminded of with work and home and things that just aren't happening they way I'd like. So not only am I treating my meatsuit (aka skin) I'm nurturing my spirit and mind.

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Justine Steckling
Delightful!

The scent is super light. It absorbs really well, but I've noticed I have to warm it in my hands a bit before it spreads well. It's great for daily moisture. I love to use the sugar scrub and follow it up with the meatsuit dew, as it keeps the softness and moisture locked in longer. I use it daily on my hands that are infamous for sucking up lotion without actually feeling any less dry, but if I use too much lotion, they just get greasy. Yuck! It took a scrub or two and a few days of daily application, but my hands are so much happier now. I use it all over my body and love the results. It doesn't leave a residue of any kind unless I accidentally use far too much, so be mindful that you don't need much to get good moisture from this product! Absolutely love it. I use so much less than I do lotion with better results. I highly recommend this product!

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Sadie F.
Literal Gold!

I initially got this for my daughter and her eczema. Cleared that rough scaly mess up in 4 days! I was so impressed I started using it on other things. I’m a mom of five, so there are lots of skin ailments around here. I’ve used Meatsuit Dew on diaper rash, bug bites, acne, dry skin, cradle cap, and even those invisible boo boos and it’s helped improve it all. I’ve even tried it on my psoriasis, it hasn’t cleared that up, but it’s help make my hands functional and not painful all of the time. I recommend Meatsuit Dew to everyone I see!

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Sadie F.
Literal Gold!

I initially got this for my daughter and her eczema. Cleared that rough scaly mess up in 4 days! I was so impressed I started using it on other things. I’m a mom of five, so there are lots of skin ailments around here. I’ve used Meatsuit Dew on diaper rash, bug bites, acne, dry skin, cradle cap, and even those invisible boo boos and it’s helped improve it all. I’ve even tried it on my psoriasis, it hasn’t cleared that up, but it’s help make my hands functional and not painful all of the time. I recommend Meatsuit Dew to everyone I see!

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03/06/2024
Mary V.
United States United States

It's wonderful

Helped with first use. Going to try on other problem spots.

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02/16/2024
Katie
United States United States

Make My Meatsuit Whole Again

Seriously tho. Usually the winter brings out the worst cracking in my skin. My fingers practically split open at the cuticles, and the calluses on my feet get so dry and cracked you could cut paper with them. I rubbed some of the Meatsuit Dew on my heels THREE DAYS AGO and the skin is STILL SOFT Also! Most lotions leave a super slimy feel on my skin to the point that I usually would rather deal with the dry cracking than the lotion. But this doesn't? I rub it in and it actually goes INTO my skin?! I can even use my phone not a minute after putting it on, and there's no smudges like other lotions I've tried. :D

SF
11/12/2023
Sadie F.
United States United States

Literal Gold!

I initially got this for my daughter and her eczema. Cleared that rough scaly mess up in 4 days! I was so impressed I started using it on other things. I’m a mom of five, so there are lots of skin ailments around here. I’ve used Meatsuit Dew on diaper rash, bug bites, acne, dry skin, cradle cap, and even those invisible boo boos and it’s helped improve it all. I’ve even tried it on my psoriasis, it hasn’t cleared that up, but it’s help make my hands functional and not painful all of the time. I recommend Meatsuit Dew to everyone I see!

SF
11/12/2023
Sadie F.
United States United States

Literal Gold

I got this initially for my daughter. She had some eczema on her ankle, it was all clear within 4 days. This stuff is amazing. I have 5 kids and I have been using it on all skin ailments. Diaper rash, bug bites, rug burns, those invisible boo-boos, I have psoriasis on my hands and it hasn’t gone away magically, but it’s made it so my hands can function and move. I go through the jar like candy and I love this stuff so much. Also, love the smell, I’m very sensitive to smells and this is one of the only things I’ve found that I can handle. Thank you to you dedication to use high quality ingredients and taking the time to create recipes that are great for all skin types.

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Emmet Lewy
Meatsuit dew

I am on my third order of meatsuit dew, one sample and two jars. I also recommended it to a friend. It really helps with my easily irritated skin. It helps with scratches, tenderness, etc. and less really is more!

E
Elizabeth Means
Great Skin, Even Better Mantra

This beautiful little jar is crammed to the top with the most amazing and rich moisturizer. It smells fantastic, a little goes a long way, and the results are mind boggling. Out of the ridiculous number of skin care potions I've tried, this is the best.
Why would I say it's The Best? Hmmm, supporting a small business (win) clean products that with my body chemistry have a scent of orange blossom (win) and dang! That alligator skin that seems to be my default as I mature is GONE. Banished forever! Huge WIN there. Rough heels are smoother. My tats are pampered. I just scoop out a little with my nail, place the magic between my palms, give it a good warm up/hand massage, and there is this lovely, silky, smooth, and absorbed quickly, goodness to apply. Which, in turn, creates lovely, silky smooth and smelling great skin.
"Self Care is Bad Ass" is the motto on the labels and stickers. It totally is. It's also a good thing to be reminded of with work and home and things that just aren't happening they way I'd like. So not only am I treating my meatsuit (aka skin) I'm nurturing my spirit and mind.

J
Justine Steckling
Delightful!

The scent is super light. It absorbs really well, but I've noticed I have to warm it in my hands a bit before it spreads well. It's great for daily moisture. I love to use the sugar scrub and follow it up with the meatsuit dew, as it keeps the softness and moisture locked in longer. I use it daily on my hands that are infamous for sucking up lotion without actually feeling any less dry, but if I use too much lotion, they just get greasy. Yuck! It took a scrub or two and a few days of daily application, but my hands are so much happier now. I use it all over my body and love the results. It doesn't leave a residue of any kind unless I accidentally use far too much, so be mindful that you don't need much to get good moisture from this product! Absolutely love it. I use so much less than I do lotion with better results. I highly recommend this product!

S
Sadie F.
Literal Gold!

I initially got this for my daughter and her eczema. Cleared that rough scaly mess up in 4 days! I was so impressed I started using it on other things. I’m a mom of five, so there are lots of skin ailments around here. I’ve used Meatsuit Dew on diaper rash, bug bites, acne, dry skin, cradle cap, and even those invisible boo boos and it’s helped improve it all. I’ve even tried it on my psoriasis, it hasn’t cleared that up, but it’s help make my hands functional and not painful all of the time. I recommend Meatsuit Dew to everyone I see!

S
Sadie F.
Literal Gold!

I initially got this for my daughter and her eczema. Cleared that rough scaly mess up in 4 days! I was so impressed I started using it on other things. I’m a mom of five, so there are lots of skin ailments around here. I’ve used Meatsuit Dew on diaper rash, bug bites, acne, dry skin, cradle cap, and even those invisible boo boos and it’s helped improve it all. I’ve even tried it on my psoriasis, it hasn’t cleared that up, but it’s help make my hands functional and not painful all of the time. I recommend Meatsuit Dew to everyone I see!