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Pain, Pain, Go Way! Forbidden Whipped Cream

The Spork Witch

Regular price $28.00

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*SHIPPING UPDATES FOR ALL ORDERS: ALL ORDERS WILL BE SHIPPED PRIORITY FOR THE HOTTER MONTHS TO LIMIT MELTING. SHIPPING DAYS ARE MONDAY & TUESDAYS ONLY, THROUGH OCTOBER! SHIPPING COSTS WILL BE SEEN AT CHECKOUT OF $5 OR $10*

Finally! An all natural, organic pain Body butter, that can help calm arthritis, nerve & muscle ache! It's VERY easy to spread and a little goes a long way! It also creates really SOFT skin and can help with surface inflammation as well. It can be rubbed into your hands and joints. It's ingredients differ slightly from the salve, but that doesn't mean it's any less effective! It has a VERY light cooling sensation as well that is absolutely delightful! You may not even feel it though.

This is body butter aka forbidden whipped cream. DON'T EAT IT AND BE *THAT* PERSON!!! 

This 2 ounce or 4 ounce glass jar of body butter smoothness, is infused with an inhouse made blend of herbs, supported by mango butter, argan oil & coconut oil, which helps the herbs penetrate the skin better. There is not an obvious sensation that occurs, but there is a warmth that could be slightly apparent. It isn't like other muscle rubs, that have a cold or overly hot reaction to the skin.  

A little goes a LONG way!! Just a dab should cover the bottom half of your arm! It will blend in completely in about ten minutes and has a quick absorption rate.

The smell is light, soft, sweet and earthy. It's a beautiful, warm, soft scent that can also help with relaxation! This is a body butter so it's more creamy and soft than a lotion or salve.

PLEASE read the ingredients below to double check you have no specific allergies that are within the butter. I have Mast Cell Activation Syndrome (MAST) and am highly sensitive to a lot, I am ok with this butter, but we are all different!

Directions for tin: A small dab goes a long way!! Takes about ten minutes to absorb all the way. Isn't a runny texture though, so there's less chance of oil being transferred!

External use only. 

Keep it in a darker and/or cool place to keep it's shelf life even longer and to keep it solid. You can even keep it in the refrigerator as an added refreshing component, especially in the summer, when the oils may melt. 

Main ingredients (all organic & responsibility sourced):

Mango Butter, Argan Oil, Coconut Oil, Thuja Oil, Bergamot Oil, St John's Wart, Cayenne Oil, Arnica Oil, Frankincense Oil. Made in house herbal blend: Calendulas, Mandrake, Lemon Balm, Holy Basil, Orris Root, Ashwagandha, Wormwood, Licorice Root

*disclaimer: this isn't a miracle cure for any illness or disease. This product contains less than 2% of St. John's Wort. Please do not use if pregnant, as I like to air on the side of caution.*

Packed so it will arrive safely, shipped free with first class shipping, unless combined with an order over $100, then it will be shipped priority.

Try the Kale Face Wash & Rose Water Toner as well, in the Spork Witch topical line! 

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Jacqualine Budgell
The Spork Witch

Excellent product, outstanding customer service. Braxton really takes care of her customers. I appreciate her. Do you?

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Kristin
Amazing stuff!

I originally bought one of the basic butter sample packs. It came with pain pain go away, meatsuit dew, stfu brain calming butter and love bites lip butter.

I tried the pain pain go away, and it is absolutely amazing stuff. I can't describe it in better words. I suffer from chronic pain, and when I rub it on my neck, it helps my pain levels go down drastically. I had to order a jar of it, because I've used to much of the sample it's almost gone now. I absolutely love it.

Sidenote: I left it in my car and it completely melted, popped it into the fridge to harden back up. It's back to its amazing self, and works just as well as it did initially. I will definitely be a return customer, and telling all my friends about these products.

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Terri Tamayo
Here, Take My Money!

I am a lifelong chronic pain sufferer. I have tried almost every substance known to man to help with my pain , (Ok maybe exaggerating a little, but I’ve tried TONS!) , and this stuff is my absolute favorite! Most topicals feel like they are trying to distract your body from the pain by making it tingle or burn, not this stuff! It melts into your skin like butter, and feels amazing going on, then without using distraction techniques like the others….the pain just melts away!! 😲. BUY THIS STUFF!! If I haven’t caused her to go out of stock, because I’ve been sharing with everyone I can and we all love it.
Thank you Spork Witch for making life more bearable. 🥰

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Danemom
Amazing!

Amazing!

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Michelle

I love how easy it is to get this out of the jar, how it doesn't leave my hands greasy, and how well it works!

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04/02/2024
Rebecca R.
New Zealand

Best pain relief product I have tried!

This is my absolute favourite pain relief product and I have tried many! It goes on smoothly without a sticky residue and helps with different types of pain. My hotspots are hips, shoulders and neck and it really calms everything down. I use it almost daily and wish it didn't run out so fast! I also love that I'm supporting a small business and that this product is made by someone who really gets it. I prefer this to the body butter as it is smoother and absorbs more quickly.

KS
03/06/2024
Kim S.
United States United States

Works fantastic!

Without this my hands wouldn’t work well enough to keep my shop open!

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02/16/2024
Michelle SVG verified by SHOP
United States United States

I love how easy it is to get this out of the jar, how it doesn't leave my hands greasy, and how well it works!

KO
02/06/2024
Katharine O.
United States United States

The Best Lotion for Spoonies

I am autistic and have physical disabilities that cause chronic pain. I’ve always struggled with keeping my skin from getting dry and painful in the winter because the sensory experience of putting on lotion was a big bummer for me. Now my skin is great and my pain is better because the solid that gets melty & buttery is easier to work with and it helps my pain too.

CR
12/02/2023
Carrie R.
United States United States

Waned the Pain!!!

So, this is the only pain rub I have tried that has helped wane the pain when I have a costochondritis flare up, neuropathy pain, and joint pain. I was also blown away when it actually helped ease the pain when I broke my finger. Bonus is that it smells great without being overwhelming and kept my finger splint from getting stinky and gross too! To say I love this whip is an understatement! I would buy a barrel of it if it was available! This stuff is magical!!!!

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Jacqualine Budgell
The Spork Witch

Excellent product, outstanding customer service. Braxton really takes care of her customers. I appreciate her. Do you?

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Kristin
Amazing stuff!

I originally bought one of the basic butter sample packs. It came with pain pain go away, meatsuit dew, stfu brain calming butter and love bites lip butter.

I tried the pain pain go away, and it is absolutely amazing stuff. I can't describe it in better words. I suffer from chronic pain, and when I rub it on my neck, it helps my pain levels go down drastically. I had to order a jar of it, because I've used to much of the sample it's almost gone now. I absolutely love it.

Sidenote: I left it in my car and it completely melted, popped it into the fridge to harden back up. It's back to its amazing self, and works just as well as it did initially. I will definitely be a return customer, and telling all my friends about these products.

T
Terri Tamayo
Here, Take My Money!

I am a lifelong chronic pain sufferer. I have tried almost every substance known to man to help with my pain , (Ok maybe exaggerating a little, but I’ve tried TONS!) , and this stuff is my absolute favorite! Most topicals feel like they are trying to distract your body from the pain by making it tingle or burn, not this stuff! It melts into your skin like butter, and feels amazing going on, then without using distraction techniques like the others….the pain just melts away!! 😲. BUY THIS STUFF!! If I haven’t caused her to go out of stock, because I’ve been sharing with everyone I can and we all love it.
Thank you Spork Witch for making life more bearable. 🥰

D
Danemom
Amazing!

Amazing!

M
Michelle

I love how easy it is to get this out of the jar, how it doesn't leave my hands greasy, and how well it works!