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STFU Brain Sleep & Calming Forbidden Whipped Cream

The Spork Witch

Regular price $28.00

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An all natural, organic salve, that can help calm your thoughts and allow you to float off to sleep! Cause why TF won't our brains turn off?!

This is body butter aka forbidden whipped cream. DON'T EAT IT AND BE *THAT* PERSON!!! 

This 2 ounce glass jar of body butter smoothness is infused with an inhouse made blend of herbs, supported by mango butter, argan oil & coconut oil, which helps the herbs penetrate the skin better. There is not an obvious sensation that occurs, but there is a warmth that could be slightly apparent. It isn't like other muscle rubs, that have a cold or overly hot reaction to the skin.  

A little goes a LONG way!! Just a dab should cover the bottom half of your arm! It will blend in completely in about ten minutes and has a quick absorption rate.

The dominant smell is cinnamon & rosemary, but it's not overpowering. There is NO LAVENDER in this salve, as it can trigger many allergy. It's a beautiful, warm, soft scent that can also help with soothing the friggin thoughts that won't turn off! This is a salve so it's more solid than it is runny. (not like a lotion)

Good for sensitive skin as well. PLEASE read the ingredients below to double check you have no specific allergies that are within the salve. 

Directions: take a small amount by pressing fingers into the dish and rub into skin. It will absorb within the hour. Does contain oil, so be aware of clothing. Isn't a runny texture though, so there's less chance of oil being transferred!

Keep it in a darker and/or cool place to keep it's shelf life even longer and to keep it solid. You can even keep it in the refrigerator as an added refreshing component, especially in the summer, when the oils may melt. 

*disclaimer: this isn't a miracle cure for any illness or disease.*

PLEASE read the ingredients below to double check you have no specific allergies that are within the butter. I have Mast Cell Activation Syndrome (MAST) and am highly sensitive to a lot, I am ok with this butter, but we are all different!

Directions for tin: A small dab goes a long way!! Takes about ten minutes to absorb all the way. Isn't a runny texture though, so there's less chance of oil being transferred!

External use only. 

Keep it in a darker and/or cool place to keep it's shelf life even longer and to keep it solid. You can even keep it in the refrigerator as an added refreshing component, especially in the summer, when the oils may melt. 

Main ingredients (all organic & responsibility sourced):

Mango Butter, Coconut Oil, Argan Oil, Cinnamon Oil, Skullcap Oil, Chamomile Oil. Made in house herbal blend: Rosemary, Valerian, Lemon Balm, Holy Basil, Ashwagandha, Passionflower. 

FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY.

Packed so it will arrive safely, shipped free with first class shipping, unless combined with an order over $100, then it will be shipped priority.

Try the Kale Face Wash & Rose Water Toner as well, in the Spork Witch topical line! 

Customer Reviews

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Justine Steckling
Love it!

For the record, I have a ton of diagnoses that impact my ability to sleep. I wasn't expecting it to actually make me tired on nights one of those was acting up, and it doesn't. What it does is calm my mind so I don't get racing thoughts or attacks of worry while I'm trying to settle. It truly does help my brain STFU. It makes having insomnia a bit more bearable, and that's huge for me. My fiancée uses it and blissfully settles into sleep more quickly than without it. Highly recommend no matter what your sleep life is presently like. All improvements are an amazing thing! Thank you, Spork Witch!

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Lady Danger
Freaking AmazeBalls

I have anxiety and am a very light sleeper and frequently have very weird dreams. I put some of this on my chest and arms when getting ready for bI have anxiety and am a very light sleeper and frequently have very weird dreams. I put some of this on my chest and arms when getting ready for bed and it just is like that moment of calming relief without being overpowering like the feeling of getting home after a long day.ed and it just is like that moment of calming relief without being overpowering like the feeling of getting home after a long day.

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Jennifer L.
Does what it says on the box!

I have a lot of difficulty falling asleep and staying asleep and while this isn't a miracle cure it has made a very noticeable difference in the amount of time it takes me to fall asleep and in the length of time I sleep before I wake up. The scent is soothing and it doesn't cause me to break out, which I was a little worried about. I absolutely love it and it's now an important part of my nighttime routine.

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Jennifer L.
Does what it says on the box!

I have a lot of difficulty falling asleep and staying asleep and while this isn't a miracle cure it has made a very noticeable difference in the amount of time it takes me to fall asleep and in the length of time I sleep before I wake up. The scent is soothing and it doesn't cause me to break out, which I was a little worried about. I absolutely love it and it's now an important part of my nighttime routine.

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J. Landon-Neubauer
Does what it says on the box!

I have a lot of difficulty falling asleep and staying asleep and while this isn't a miracle cure it has made a very noticeable difference in the amount of time it takes me to fall asleep and in the length of time I sleep before I wake up. The scent is soothing and it doesn't cause me to break out, which I was a little worried about. I absolutely love it and it's now an important part of my nighttime routine.

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Justine Steckling
Love it!

For the record, I have a ton of diagnoses that impact my ability to sleep. I wasn't expecting it to actually make me tired on nights one of those was acting up, and it doesn't. What it does is calm my mind so I don't get racing thoughts or attacks of worry while I'm trying to settle. It truly does help my brain STFU. It makes having insomnia a bit more bearable, and that's huge for me. My fiancée uses it and blissfully settles into sleep more quickly than without it. Highly recommend no matter what your sleep life is presently like. All improvements are an amazing thing! Thank you, Spork Witch!

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Lady Danger
Freaking AmazeBalls

I have anxiety and am a very light sleeper and frequently have very weird dreams. I put some of this on my chest and arms when getting ready for bI have anxiety and am a very light sleeper and frequently have very weird dreams. I put some of this on my chest and arms when getting ready for bed and it just is like that moment of calming relief without being overpowering like the feeling of getting home after a long day.ed and it just is like that moment of calming relief without being overpowering like the feeling of getting home after a long day.

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Jennifer L.
Does what it says on the box!

I have a lot of difficulty falling asleep and staying asleep and while this isn't a miracle cure it has made a very noticeable difference in the amount of time it takes me to fall asleep and in the length of time I sleep before I wake up. The scent is soothing and it doesn't cause me to break out, which I was a little worried about. I absolutely love it and it's now an important part of my nighttime routine.

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Jennifer L.
Does what it says on the box!

I have a lot of difficulty falling asleep and staying asleep and while this isn't a miracle cure it has made a very noticeable difference in the amount of time it takes me to fall asleep and in the length of time I sleep before I wake up. The scent is soothing and it doesn't cause me to break out, which I was a little worried about. I absolutely love it and it's now an important part of my nighttime routine.

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J. Landon-Neubauer
Does what it says on the box!

I have a lot of difficulty falling asleep and staying asleep and while this isn't a miracle cure it has made a very noticeable difference in the amount of time it takes me to fall asleep and in the length of time I sleep before I wake up. The scent is soothing and it doesn't cause me to break out, which I was a little worried about. I absolutely love it and it's now an important part of my nighttime routine.